If you didn't say dumb shit I wouldn't have to scoff at it, now would I?
Scoff Blog
March 5, 2011
What did he fear? It was not a fear or dread, It was a nothing that he knew too well. It was all a nothing and a man was a nothing too. It was only that and light was all it needed and a certain cleanness and order. Some lived in it and never felt it but he knew it all was nada y pues nada y nada y pues nada. Our nada who art in nada, nada be thy name thy kingdom nada thy will be nada in nada as it is in nada. Give us this nada our daily nada and nada us our nada as we nada our nadas and nada us not into nada but deliver us from nada; pues nada. Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.

Ernest Hemingway, “A Clean, Well-Lighted Place” (via mykicks)

tell me more about your high school summer reading list.

January 4, 2011
coketalk:

Is Seth MacFarlane our generation’s Orson Welles? 
Aside from their strikingly similar appearance, they share the same early genius, the same meteoric rise, and so far, the same questionable middle game career-wise.
Orson faced the very same problem that Seth now faces of where do you go once you reach the top so young? Orson didn’t handle it so well. I wonder how Seth will do.
Tell me I’m not the first one to notice this.

Is Adolf Hitler our generation’s Orson Welles?
Aside from their strikingly similar appearance, they share the same early genius, the same meteoric rise, and so far, the same questionable middle game career-wise.
Orson faced the very same problem that Adolf now faces of where do you go once you reach the top so young? Orson didn’t handle it so well. I wonder how Adolf will do.
Tell me I’m not the first one to notice this.

coketalk:

Is Seth MacFarlane our generation’s Orson Welles?

Aside from their strikingly similar appearance, they share the same early genius, the same meteoric rise, and so far, the same questionable middle game career-wise.

Orson faced the very same problem that Seth now faces of where do you go once you reach the top so young? Orson didn’t handle it so well. I wonder how Seth will do.

Tell me I’m not the first one to notice this.

Is Adolf Hitler our generation’s Orson Welles?

Aside from their strikingly similar appearance, they share the same early genius, the same meteoric rise, and so far, the same questionable middle game career-wise.

Orson faced the very same problem that Adolf now faces of where do you go once you reach the top so young? Orson didn’t handle it so well. I wonder how Adolf will do.

Tell me I’m not the first one to notice this.

(Source: coketalk)

November 29, 2010
hahaha james murphy

hahaha james murphy

October 2, 2010
(via fuckyeahwhedonsecrets)

“Wow, Joss! The nigga’s name is Joss. Joss? Nigga named Joss Wheadon. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Joss.”

(via fuckyeahwhedonsecrets)

Wow, Joss! The nigga’s name is Joss. Joss? Nigga named Joss Wheadon. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Joss.”

September 12, 2010
When a girl asks,

joannahc:

For a SHOULDER to cry/lean on. This is what SHE WANTS/NEEDS.

You guys paying attention and taking notes? The message is hidden in SHOULDER.

SHOULDER

SHOULDER

SHOULDER

SHOULDER

this is the most retarded shit in quite some time

(Source: imanguyenher)

July 7, 2010
observando:

author: if the rain comes

stop taking pictures of your dumb bullshit and put sheets on your fucking bed

observando:

author: if the rain comes

stop taking pictures of your dumb bullshit and put sheets on your fucking bed

April 8, 2010

mykicks:

Mike… I love reading your stuff, so I’m definitely not going to unfollow you because of this one ignorant/misguided comment you made. As a person who was raised in the Deaf community, I feel the need to shed a little light on your response to this man’s statement.

While I don’t…

deaf culture is the dumbest shit in the world

adayum:

‘SOCCER MOM CHILLOUT’

adayum:

‘SOCCER MOM CHILLOUT’

February 15, 2010
benjaminryancossum:

I made a modest shrine for all my Vonnegut books. Im cool and shit.

So I’d imagine that you’re 12. 13 tops?

benjaminryancossum:

I made a modest shrine for all my Vonnegut books. Im cool and shit.

So I’d imagine that you’re 12. 13 tops?

January 8, 2010
(via milemarkers13)

Dressing your child as a video game character is proof that you, yourself, are a child.

(via milemarkers13)

Dressing your child as a video game character is proof that you, yourself, are a child.