If you didn't say dumb shit I wouldn't have to scoff at it, now would I?
Scoff Blog
May 29, 2009

twothirty:

My eyes are weary
And my arms are tired.
My back is getting weak.
My legs are shaky
And my neck is hurting.
It pains me to even speak.
So don’t make me say
One word to you.
Just do what you do best.
I’ll do my part.
It’s worth the strain,
But then I need some rest.

I’m pretty sure these are the lyrics to the theme song from King of Queens